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.... here is my suggestion for world peace! (fucking and social responsibility)
DISCLAIMER: Lawsuits and other less pleasing(!) communication efforts should be forwarded to Chris de Burgs record label, as I was forced to listen to his "Best Of" CD on repeat while writing the following...
The Rich (we deserve it) first world countries have the right to exploit the ignorant and underdeveloped countries of Africa, Asia, south America and Eastern Europe (including Finland). As we know there are not resources enough on the planet for all of us, i.e.; what if all the Chinese want a car and a refrigerator? There would be an overwhelming demand of fridge magnets and bumper stickers which would put an unnecessary strain on the environment. Think GREEN!! For the same reasons I think all women should dress in green underwear!! That's me with the crown...
My friend, (gay)mentor and (business)partner Stefan Szymanska from Poland can confirm this view: "I sincerely believe in the fact that all third world countries are inferior to us in the west. Therefore one needs to go there and actively tutor and educate the (female) population in the ways of the west! In Poland for instance I am currently working to exterminate the population, apart from females between the age of 19 and 29 that easily can slip into something like this":
"Now that I am more experienced," Mr Szymanska continues," I have started to introduce my treatment program in pairs:
"...oooops, sorry did not want to be sexist...:"
Mr Szymanska of Poland wants to show his support of all lesbian couples (with a waist size of 36 or less and willing to perform in front of a camera) in their pursuit of sexual freedom. In response to the earlier emails sent to the KP, demanding world improvement, by populist Palestine loving, leftist, hairy armpit, müsli eating, unwashed demagogues we would like to state that the route of all human misery lies in inappropriate underwear. Imagine Madeleine Albright wearing something sexy, peace between Israel and Palestine would have been instantaneous. Ayatollah Khameini would be jerking off rather than scheming on nuclear bombs.
We have therefore taken initiative to start an organisation called ULFFFPAOATU (United Liberation Front for Free Pussy and Outstanding Auxiliary Tit Units), that has it as its core mission to spread 
broaden and expand (then tighten) the gospel of true feminism. Cartoons of religious leaders permitted as long as they are naked. The uniform of our missionaries shall look thus:
Aaahhhhh (Anally Ambushed Alternative Hopeful Horny Helpful Housewives) Mmmmmhmmmmmm (Meek Marvellous Moist Mushy Mannequins Hearing Men Moaning More More More More) MM (Moist Midgets) have already pledged us their full support. We hope to raise(!) a lot of attention to our cause and even erect(!) a foundation to fund further technological (dildos) and political (sleazy boudoir stories) improvements to stimulate(!) and cater for the future of mankind.
Below... see our vision for a satisfactory and becumming future:
All models personally selected by Stefan Cheesemongrel Szymanska aka The Sri Lankan Slut and Simon Semen Ulvund aka Simon The Vain aka The Danish Pornstar
DICKCLAIMER: No cats were intentionally harmed in the production of the above work of art.