Welcome to the home of Ventricular Vomit!
The Liste Pik, invites you to read the different revelations he has had on this page.
Welcome to team 13. Thank you for enrichening our wonderful building here at Mejlgade with all your noise. Thank you for already having kissed several members of team 11 and 12. The ones who have been kissed really needed it, as no one has wanted to make out with them the past year. You really filled a need there. Only here a week and already contributing with win win win situations. This team has potential.
Regarding team 12: Outpost discussions are always interesting and Listepikken has a comment he would like to share with you, to be taken into consideration when conversing on this topic. As team 12 might have to split into two teams for the outpost Listepikken would like to cordially suggest that all the couples, now four official couples in the team, go on one team. Thus all the others will not be bothered by their smooching at all irrelevant times all over the place.
Team 11. Somehow the team have started taking things seriously, making study groups about what to do with their life. These Serious Persons Undertaking Nervewrecking Knowledge (SPUNK), are holding regular study groups where they work personally and professionally with their competencies and their futures. Three cheers for self development and heads in the pink clouds of awareness and save the world. Just in case you were wondering, several team 11 all-stars are still living homohappily ever after in Siberia. There is so much bodily friction in that building now, that Listepikken would like to suggest the name changed to Barbados, or maybe the Redlight district.
Now all of you are probably wondering who the latest couple in Team 12 are... give me a R and give me a Z!!!!! Who ever said short columbians couldn't score? Listepikken enjoys when everyone is proven wrong. And with Rowans sexual frustrations now finally over, happiness and joy have settled on the lands of Graphic Design and Light Nourishment.
Three Cheers for the schools new Focus Areas. Sustainability, Cultural Diversity and Social Innovation. Bet no one had seen that one comming. Listepikken had all his money on Ecology, Multicultural hairproducts and happy hippy lovin'. Guess these guys really mean it now and something is going to happen and things are going to change.
Remember to check listepikkens website where you can admire the latest portraits of yours truly. Fanmail can also be directed to this email address. Listepikken appreciates if you attach a naked photo of yourself (Not Calle please, unless you get a haircut, you know where I mean...).
Listepikken
hello everyone.
Summer is here and so is peace and quiet at the Kaospilots. Imagine this: A funky backyard building, with airplane wings as tables, weird signs, crazy pictures, strangely shaped rooms and free coffee (albeit bad). The building is full of bustling upcoming process leaders and entrepreneurs with egos the size of the pyramids. I bet that is not too hard to visualize.
Now try imagining this: A funky backyard building, with airplane wings as tables, weird signs, crazy pictures, strangely shaped rooms and free coffee (albeit bad). But NO STUDENTS!!!!
Ahhhhh... yours truly sighs with relief, leans back and puts his feet up on just one of those airplane wings. How peaceful it is. Its almost like you can touch the silence. Beautiful huh? Coffee even tasts better. Now you may all be enjoying your summer holidays and gay escapades as you also should. But here there are no smartly dressed team 11 girls or whimpy team 12 chaps. No talk about projects, processes or unrealistic business plans. No discussions like: "We did a 9 day preject just to get the right feeling", "Really? Thats soooo cool!" or "When holding the field I get this feeling of inner completness and utter complacency"
But here at the Kaospilots we, the building and I (most of the staff are on holiday), are enjoying all of you not being here. Listepik has even suggested to the staff that the summer holidays were prolonged till christmas, but alas without prevail. They say it might produce some funding issues. Anyhow don't despair, Listepik is doing everything he can to make the changes needed for you to take your coming semester from home.
Now for the prize! Please check out Listepiks latest picture on the link below!
Ahhh the bliss of being a loving team 10 student. Known as the team of beautiful ladies and gentle men. Rumour says they are so loving and caring that they are like one big family. Kissing goodnight is a frequent activity on the mailinglist as well as sending hugs and good thoughts to each other 24/7. Oh the rapture of having passed your final exam and being ready to fly out into the big big world. But how will they manage out there? I imagine Åsen is going to be a tough nut for team harmonic.
But then again, would you dare? Wouldn't it be better to stay at home with the gay members of team 11 and the horny members of team 12 (the latter group so entangled in in-team fornication)?
The Liste Pik sincerely appreciates all the attention team 11's gay members have been giving him per email lately. Liste Pik thanks all of you for your interest in his lacking ability to come out of the closet and shortage of getting laid. The good thing is the Liste Pik now knows exactly who to turn to, should he want to turn any of the two aforementioned characteristics of his persona around.
Enjoy your summer and watch this space for more ventricular vomit as the temperature rises.
Sickcerely yours,
Liste Pik
Camp KP
How many snoring members of team pretty can you fit into the two smallest meeting rooms in Siberia? Half of them. This is no joke, but roughly 50% of team 11 have currently moved into Siberia. All in an effort to maintain the happy hippy goodfeeling from SF. If you look closely you can still see some flowers in their hair.
So far two people are suspected to be females, but its made increasingly difficult to differentiate due to the tendency within team 11, that the male men have become female men during the last few months visit to the worlds gay capital. Everyone knows that the KP is camp, but judging from the mailing list this is getting close to a daily gay parade. This becomes even more apparent when reading the mailing list that includes such rude emails as; Marcus I'm gay Dalhamn, Månsters joke of the day and Haakons constant referral to backdoor sex.
By positioning cameras in various places in Siberia, one could feed a number of gay porn sites, thus earning these poor wretched students a decent wage, that they in turn can spend on their (every) nightly beer consumption escapades.
roger get out,
Liste Pik
Warming up are we?
Hello Chimp 12
Whats all this in team fornication I hear about? The lot of you are breeding like rabbits instead of concentrating on your studies!! Cross breeding too. Outrageous, to say the least. Before we know of it there will be a bundle of small annoying kaospilot todlers running around mejlgade preaching to people about holding the space and discussing whether one should have 7 or 8 good habits.
check this space for more ventricular vomit soon,
yours truly,
Liste Pik
Email: <listepikken AT gmail DOT com>